That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
