dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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