Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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