she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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