I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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