And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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