what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
