I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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