People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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