just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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