I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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