i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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