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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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