We're facebook friends in real life
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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