I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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