I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
