Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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