Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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