the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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