Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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