and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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