PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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