Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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