Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize