Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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