I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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