I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize