I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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