girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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