dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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