What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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