This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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