This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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