North Korea, Best Korea!
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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