I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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