It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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