Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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