I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
and you fell through a lawn chair
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