i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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