I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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