at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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