is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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