The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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