Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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