I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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