How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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