Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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