So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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