We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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