i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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