so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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