i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
she told me i tasted like america
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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