and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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